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Well friends, this is my 11th blog to date on this site, and I'd like to say by now I consider myself sort of a pro at blogging. Though I'm sort of a pro who doesn't get paid. I seriously wondered how I was going to top my last post. I mean, I pretty much nuked the fridge with that one (I've always wanted to use the phrase, "nuke the fridge" so there's one more thing crossed off my lifetime to-do list). I mean, the dorky video and the fat girlfriend jokes all mixed in with a steady dose...

Now that the NFL season is officially over, I'm going to have to find something other than football serve as the source of my jokes. Well, I can still make the jokes, just that there won't be as much going on in the way of NFL events. There's not much I want to say about the Super Bowl other than how I'm impressed with how well Tracy Porter's friends can shave designs into his head after he falls asleep at a party. Very artistic, and very prophetic.
But of course, the end of football season...

It’s been a while since I have let you folks back into this very private and secure location called my mind, but I have completely legitimate excuses. The first is school…yeah, and the second is that I am in the process of creating an insanely exciting Fallout fan fiction. So that’s something that’ll be published and read by millions, I’m sure. And of course, my modeling career has finally picked up, so you’ll be seeing me in Layne Bryant catalogs soon (“Did he say Layne Bryant?” Well, you’ll never...

A lot has happened since we last talked on this strange form of mass communication. We've entered a new year - not even just a new year, but a whole new decade, which is kind of a big deal, I guess. Because if 2000 sounded futuristic, 2010 sounds like we should all be wearing jumpsuits and wrist devices that tell us everything we need to know and should be eating out food out of capsules made of old people (I just alluded to a couple of different futuristic movies, so that's where I got the old...

In most cases, I consider myself a pessimist. That's mainly because I don't believe that the Beatles will ever get back together, in part because Paul has gone in an entirely different direction with his music, and has now entered genre otherwise known as "Junk." Also, I'm still not convinced that Jim and Pam will get married on The Office, despite the fact that they're already married.

With that in mind, I'd like to add that I'm currently ranked number one in the Madden...