(DISCLAIMER: Please, for the love of God, do not take anything I say in these blogs seriously... Some of it is true, but most of it is not, especially in this post.)
Last weekend, I learned two things: first, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is hilarious, and I have wrongly dismissed the series for a very long time now. Anyone who doesn't believe me should watch the video that first made me change my mind about the series. Of course, all of the characters' great schemes are just...

(*Note: This post at first actually exceeded the character limit for a blog, which makes me very proud, so I'm turning it into a two part series, and will also come up with more favorite things. Part II will come later this week)

Well, this college semester is officially in the books for me, since about 24 hours ago I emailed my final paper. So now I've just got about a month to relax, enjoy some time with the family, and pray to science that I didn't ruin my college career with a...

In most cases, I consider myself a pessimist. That's mainly because I don't believe that the Beatles will ever get back together, in part because Paul has gone in an entirely different direction with his music, and has now entered genre otherwise known as "Junk." Also, I'm still not convinced that Jim and Pam will get married on The Office, despite the fact that they're already married.

With that in mind, I'd like to add that I'm currently ranked number one in the Madden...

Now that the NFL season is officially over, I'm going to have to find something other than football serve as the source of my jokes. Well, I can still make the jokes, just that there won't be as much going on in the way of NFL events. There's not much I want to say about the Super Bowl other than how I'm impressed with how well Tracy Porter's friends can shave designs into his head after he falls asleep at a party. Very artistic, and very prophetic.
But of course, the end of football season...

Well friends, this is my 11th blog to date on this site, and I'd like to say by now I consider myself sort of a pro at blogging. Though I'm sort of a pro who doesn't get paid. I seriously wondered how I was going to top my last post. I mean, I pretty much nuked the fridge with that one (I've always wanted to use the phrase, "nuke the fridge" so there's one more thing crossed off my lifetime to-do list). I mean, the dorky video and the fat girlfriend jokes all mixed in with a steady dose...